Dust it off…

July 17th, 2014 § 0 comments

From: Weintraub, Zach L (LNI)
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2014 8:44 AM
To: [names withheld]
Subject: Goodbye! (Cupcakes)
What’s up everybody? As Joyce just mentioned, this is my last day. Before I go I just wanna thank you all for being the chillest co-workers I’ve ever had. I was never stressed out or dreaded coming in and every day was consistently pleasant. So thanks! I think I really will miss working here. I brought in some cupcakes for you all to remember me by. Once they are gone you are free to either remember or forget me at your own discretion. I wish you all swiftness and accuracy.
Have fun! Goodbye!

Zach here. What happened? What year is it?

I’ve been buried beneath a Sisyphean stack of digital paperwork in the sunless corner of work-position CI58 on the third floor of the Washington State Department of Labor & Industries building in Tumwater, WA.

But today I woke up jobless – with the faint sense of a year having passed – to begin my shaky-legged ascent from the ashes with a hunger in my heart for former glory. Glory that we will document here.

Malone, Rao, Rudoy, Smith, and Weintraub are…

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